Yoko Co. (“us”, “we”, or “our”) operates https://www.yokoco.com (the “Site”). This page informs you of our policies regarding the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information we receive from users of the Site. We use your Personal Information only for providing and improving the Site. By using the Site, you agree to the collection and use of information in accordance with this policy.
Information Collection And Use
While using our Site, we may ask you to provide us with certain personally identifiable information that can be used to contact or identify you. Personally identifiable information may include, but is not limited to your name, email address, phone number, fingerprint, DNA sample, brainwave patterns, consciousness profile, or ether-state (also known as spirit, soul, other-realm, etc.) all of which and more may constitute “Personal Information”.
Like many site operators, we collect information that your browser sends whenever you visit our Site (“Log Data”). This Log Data may include information such as your computer’s Internet Protocol (“IP”) address, browser type, browser version, the pages of our Site that you visit, the time and date of your visit, the time spent on those pages and other statistics. In addition, we may use third party services such as Google Analytics that collect, monitor and analyze this data.
We may use your Personal Information to contact you with newsletters, marketing or promotional materials and other information that we feel is relevant to your interests. Or maybe not relevant to your interest but just really important, or exciting. Or maybe even boring, like if we’re stuck in an elevator and it gets awkward and you need a topic to talk about to pass the time. We might send you that stuff too, who knows really.
Cookies are files with small amount of data, which may include an anonymous unique identifier. Cookies are sent to your browser from a web site and stored on your computer’s hard drive. Like many sites, we use “cookies” to collect information. You can instruct your browser to refuse all cookies or to indicate when a cookie is being sent. However, if you do not accept cookies, you may not be able to use some portions of our Site. That’s kind of a total bummer isn’t it? Also, what kind of BS name is “cookie” anyway? Anyway, if you’ve actually read this (my guess is no one, include search engine spiders and bots have even read this) let us know and I, Chris Yoko, will personally send you an actual cookie. (This offer applies only to the first person to do this, which is likely to be never.)
The security of your Personal Information is important to us, but remember that no method of transmission over the Internet, or method of electronic storage, is 100% secure. While we strive to use commercially acceptable means to protect your Personal Information, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.